Your Handpan Is Stuck
Hypnotic comic handpan song, wonky out of tune handpan as main instrument, sacred healing music gone badly wrong, slow pulsing hand percussion, playing the melody from Save A Prayer, dry close vocal with deadpan British sarcasm, slightly drunk spiritual workshop energy, minimal arrangement, deep soft frame drum, subtle drone, odd metallic resonances, absurd ritual comedy, chant led chorus, sparse backing voices, no stadium crowd, no guitars, no EDM drop, intimate and ridiculous, funny yet strangely beautiful.
2026-06-21 22:29:25
V3.0
Verse 1
Your handpan is stuck
Like a stuck CD
Going round and round
In the wrong key
You tap it once
It answers twice
That note came back
Like a biscuit tin
(Tinley)
[spoken]
only Roger Taylor will get that joke
Chorus
Your handpan is stuck
Like a stuck CD
Have you tried tuning it
Or setting it free
It sounds very wrong
It sounds very wrong
Your handpan is ka put
I think it’s gone wrong
Verse 2
It used to go ping
Now it goes clank
Like a sacred dustbin
Dropped in a tank
You said it was healing
You said it was pure
Now it sounds like a saucepan
With emotional manure
Chorus
Your handpan is stuck
Like a stuck CD
Have you tried tuning it
Or setting it free
It sounds very wrong
It sounds very wrong
Your handpan is ka put
I think it’s gone wrong
Middle 8
Maybe it’s trauma
Maybe it’s rust
Maybe the moon
Has betrayed your trust
Maybe the angels
Have all packed up
Maybe your handpan
Has simply given up
Final Chorus
Your handpan is stuck
Like a stuck CD
Have you tried tuning it
Or throwing it in the sea
It sounds very wrong
It sounds very wrong
Your handpan is ka put
I think it’s gone wrong
Your handpan is ka put
I think it’s gone wrong
Love it!
Nice voice
So moving