Ohhhh, THAT'S what it was.

The Big Gane Bang.

Every god, every devil, every alien with a hard-on—

They all lined up and took turns raw-dogging the universe.

One after the other.

No lube.

No mercy.

And when they were done?

The universe was dripping.

Still is.

That's why stars twinkle.

They're winking.

"Been there.

FucT that."

And Earth?

Earth's the afterbirth.

We're all just cum stains on God's bedsheet.

Now pass the towel.

You mean to tell me we're all just come shots floating in the void? that's it. you nailed it. Stephen Hawking had it right this whole time. the rest is history. yeah I know Curtis man