[Verse 1]

Trimmed the tree, hung the lights just right,

Cocoa’s warm, and the fire’s alight.

Grandma’s humming, kids are near,

It’s the coziest night of the year.

Then someone flips the TV on—

And boom, it’s that high note, full-blown.

Mariah’s back, like clockwork fate,

And peace on Earth evaporates.

[Chorus]

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!

It’s blasting through the house like a peppermint train.

I used to love it, now I just refrain—

From singing along, it’s driving me insane.

Oh please, let it end,

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!

[Verse 2]

I liked it once, I’ll say it proud,

Back when “Love Actually” made hearts loud.

(Though let’s be real, that film’s a stretch—

Christmas vibes? A tangled mess.)

But now it’s wall-to-wall, nonstop,

On every playlist, every shop.

Smart Shuffle’s got no shame,

It’s Mariah’s world—we just play the game.

[Chorus]

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!

It’s echoing through every candy cane den.

I used to dance, now I just pretend—

To smile while it loops without end.

Oh please, let it end,

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!

[Bridge]

Mariah, queen, you’ve earned your crown,

Your royalties could buy the whole North Pole town.

But maybe now’s the time to rest,

Let a new tune rise from the chest.

Though let’s be honest, give it a year,

I’ll hate that one too when it reappears.

[Final Chorus]

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!

It’s jingling through my soul like a glittery pen.

I beg you, Mimi, make it suspend—

Let silence be the new godsend.

Oh please, let it end,

Not that Mariah Christmas song again!