IF I SPOT A BABY PICHU, GONNA BLAST IT IN THE NUTS WITH A STRETCH KICK,

THAT LIL' BITCH SQUEAKIN', CRUSH ITS MUTHAFUCKIN' DICK.

SMOOCHUM POPPIN' OFF SASSY? RAM MY FOOT DEEP IN HER GUTS,

SHATTER THAT ASS, NO MERCY, LEAVE HER LIMPIN' IN THE DUST.

MAGBY ACTIN' ALL CUTE? PUNT THAT MUTHAFUCKA HIGH,

SOARIN' THROUGH THE AIR, CRASH LAND, WATCH THE FLAMES DIE.

POKEFLUTE 'EM FROM THE GRAVE, REVIVE TO SMASH 'EM FLAT,

STOMP THESE NIGGAS TO THE DIRT, HITMONLEE DROPPIN' BODIES LIKE THAT.

BABY POKEMON IN FEAR, ON THE BENCH YOU GET THE SMACK,

STRETCH-KICKIN' RESERVES RAW, FUCK 'EM UP LIKE A PIT MAULIN' BRATS.

KICKS SMASH LIKE SLEDGEHAMMERS, BODIES STACK IN BLOODY HEAPS,

FLUTE 'EM BACK FOR MORE TORTURE, HITMONLEE LEAVIN' 'EM IN WEEPIN' DEEPS.