[Verse 1] [Narrative, slightly rushed]

Woke up late, the sun was high

Toast was burnt, a tear in my eye

Teddy was missing, panic set in

Another Bean adventure, let the games begin!

[Chorus] [Upbeat Ska, slightly chaotic]

Oh, Mr. Bean, you're a funny chap

Stuck in a jam, always in a trap

Rubber chicken, turkey on your head

Living life crazy, wishing you were dead... (just kidding!)

[Verse 2] [Narrative, matter-of-fact]

Tried to paint, made a right old mess

Car on the roof, causing endless stress

Parking the Mini, a squeeze and a shove

Mr. Bean's antics, fueled by pure love (of mischief!)

[Chorus] [Upbeat Ska, slightly chaotic]

Oh, Mr. Bean, you're a funny chap

Stuck in a jam, always in a trap

Rubber chicken, turkey on your head

Living life crazy, wishing you were dead... (still kidding!)

[Bridge] [Slow, Dramatic Piano, one finger]

He's a legend, a star, a silent scream

Living the dream, or so it would seem

Buttoning his coat, a mischievous grin

Mr. Bean's chaos, always wins within.

[Chorus] [Upbeat Ska, slightly chaotic, faster]

Oh, Mr. Bean, you're a funny chap

Stuck in a jam, always in a trap

Rubber chicken, turkey on your head

Living life crazy, wishing you were dead... (definitely kidding!)

[Outro] [Acoustic Ukulele, very off-key, fading out]

Doo-bee... Bean... Teddy... Biscuit... *crash*