I am a cat! I’ve standards grand!

I rule this humble house and land!

My pets must flow with gentle grace!

Or I shall scream right in your face!

It makes me purr! It makes me glow!

Now scratch my ears both high and low!

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

You monsters pass me daily by...

Refill it now or else I’ll die!

I am a cat! I dine with pride!

Bring forth the snacks I’ve sanctified!

The crunchy fish! The creamy treat!

The good wet food with gravy meat!

It makes me purr! It makes me grin!

Now serve me second lunch again!

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

I’ve licked the sink completely dry...

Refill it now or else I’ll die!

Someone fed me potato salad!

Its texture was a culinary mallet!

It tasted dry! It had raisins too!

What kind of villain cooks this stew?!

I will not purr! I’ll howl instead!

You’ve deeply wronged my noble head!

Someone fed me potato salad!

Its texture was a culinary mallet!

It tasted dry! It had raisins too!

What kind of villain cooks this stew?!

I will not purr! I’ll howl instead!

You’ve deeply wronged my noble head!

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

My tongue feels like a dusty fry...

Refill it now or else I’ll die!

I’ve seen the dog drink from the creek!

Meanwhile I weaken by the week!

I yowl! I mourn! I sing! I flop!

Knock seven glasses from the top!

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

My water bowl is empty!

Can’t you hear me cry?

You filled your cups with ale piled high...

WHILE I, YOUR CAT, PERISH DRY!